Let’s face the facts, after a long day at school, your children don’t want to be asked any bored or serious questions. Like how was your day today?” or “How was school today? For those bored questions you will get short responses like: “Good” or “Fine”.
However, silly questions for children can lead to more laughter, creativity and fun.So now I ask a range of different funny questions, that produce much more interesting and extensive answers.
These silly questions can lighten the mood and make kids laugh.
Here’s a list of fun questions for kids. The list contains simple, common, and easy questions that encourage kids to think. There are also funny and silly questions, which sometimes don’t make sense but make for a lot of laughs.
Enjoy making questions from the list and let us know how your kids reacted to them.
- Am I an alien?
- Are you a cat-person or a dog-person?
- Are you going to still live with your parents when you have kids?
- Can you describe colors without mentioning their names?
- Describe the house you want to live in when you are an adult.
- Do unicorns fart rainbows?
- Do you believe in aliens?
- Do you have stinky feet?
- Do you like to fart?
- Do you like to sleep under the covers or over?
- Do you prefer cats, dogs, or fluffy chinchillas?
- Do you talk to your stuffed animals?
- Do you think your toys are real?
- Do you want boogers or spaghetti for dinner?
- Give everyone in your family a new name.
- Have you ever eaten a booger before?
- How can you make your friends happy today?
- How do you like your pasta?
- How do you make someone happy?
- How do you treat people who annoy you for no reason at all?
- How many children are you going to have when you get older?
- How many stars exploded in the galaxy today?
- How old do you think mommy/daddy is?
- If it were only up to you, what would you eat for breakfast?
- If someone suddenly gave you a lot of money, how would you spend it?
- If stuffed animals could talk, what would they say?
- If you could ask an animal a question, what would it be?
- If you could ban one vegetable forever, what would it be?
- If you could be invisible for one day only, what would you do?
- If you could become any cartoon character for one day, who would you be?
- If you could change anything about your family what would it be?
- If you could create a new planet, what would it look like?
- If you could get rid of anything in the world, what would it be?
- If you could go anywhere tomorrow, where would you go?
- If you could go back in time, where would you travel to?
- If you could have anything in the world, what would you want?
- If you could invent something, what would it be?
- If you could make one absolute rule for a day, what would it be?
- If you could meet any historical person, who would that be?
- If you could meet anyone from history, who would it be and why?
- If you could only celebrate one holiday for the next ten years, what would it be?
- If you could rename fruits, what would you call them?
- If you could rid the world of one thing, what would it be?
- If you could speak to animals, what do you think they would say?
- If you could take anyone to the moon, who would you take?
- If you could visit one planet in the universe, which one would it be?
- If you found a genie, what would you wish for?
- If you had a parrot, what would you teach it to say?
- If you had a party, what friends would you invite?
- If you had a restaurant, what would you serve?
- If you had a secret hideout, where would it be and what would you keep inside it?
- If you had a time machine where would you go?
- If you had to eat only one food for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?
- If you had to give all your toys away, who would you give them to?
- If you had to leave home because of an emergency, what 3 things would you take with you?
- If you had your own restaurant, would you rather serve gross or delicious food?
- If you suddenly had the means to go back in time, what would you do?
- If you were a book, what would your title be?
- If you were a dessert, what would you be?
- If you were a fart, would you prefer to be silent but deadly or loud and proud?
- If you were a hot dog and you were starving, would you eat yourself?
- If you were an animal, what would you be?
- If you were given the power to get rid of one thing in the world, what would you choose?
- If you were the president for a day, what’s the first thing would you do?
- If you wrote a book, what would its title be?
- If your pet could talk, what would it say?
- Make up a story where you are the main character.
- Name three things you would eat on top of a pizza.
- Name your favorite vacation.
- Pretend we are all zoo animals – what kind would we be?
- Pretend you are one of your parents. Talk like them.
- Pretend you just built the best fort in the world. What does it look like?
- Pretend you were a teacher in a class. How would get the class to settle down?
- Pretend you won a billion dollars – what would you do with it?
- Tell me a lie about yourself.
- What animal would you like to ride?
- What are some of your favorite family traditions?
- What are some of your favorite smells?
- What did you dream about last night?
- What do you think you are going to be when you grow up?
- What do you think you are going to dream about tonight?
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- What do you want to invent?
- What does a fox say?
- What does the fox say?
- What is one thing you would change about the world?
- What is something that you got away with that we never knew about?
- What is the meaning of life?
- What is your favorite dinner EVER?
- What is your favorite dinosaur?
- What is your favorite part of the day?
- What is your favorite place to stay in your house?
- What is your favorite stuffed animal?
- What item would you grab first if your house was on fire?
- What job should I have?
- What kind of dragon are you?
- What kind of video games?
- What makes you dance?
- What makes you feel like dancing?
- What makes you sing?
- What questions should I never ask you?
- What smells do you hate?
- What subjects in school are your favorite?
- What would you do if I stole your candy?
- What would you wish for if a genie gave you three wishes?
- What’s your favorite weird food combination?
- What’s the best combination of weird foods you have ever tried, and what were they?
- What’s the funniest sound you’ve ever heard?
- What’s the grossest thing you have ever seen?
- What’s the ickiest food you’ve ever tasted?
- What’s the silliest thing you can think of?
- What’s the worst name you’ve ever heard someone call their dog?
- What’s your favorite method of laughing?
- Who makes the smelliest farts?
- Who’s the boss of you?
- Why do you go to sleep at night and not in the morning?
- Why do you wake up in the morning?
- Would you ever want to open up a restaurant?
- Would you get angry if I stole your candy?
- Would you rather always wear wet clothes or never shower again in your life?
- Would you rather be as small as an ant or as tall as a giant?
- Would you rather be stuck in the middle of the desert or the ocean?
- Would you rather break something really expensive and make mom and dad angry, or break something worthless that you’d miss?
- Would you rather eat cake or ice cream?
- Would you rather fight 1 horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?
- Would you rather go back in time or travel to the future?
- Would you rather have jiggly legs for a day or the biggest arm muscles for a week?
- Would you rather have tentacles for arms or for legs?
- Would you rather never eat ice cream again or never have mac and cheese?
- Would you rather not shower ever again, but you’d have to wear wet clothes, or shower every day?
- Would you rather only eat jelly forever or only bathe in jelly forever?
- Would you rather see everything in slow motion or in fast forward?
- Would you rather shrink to the size of an ant or grow to the size of a giant?
- Would you rather spend a night in a cemetery or a haunted house?
- Would you rather swap places with mom or dad for a day?
- Would you rather travel on a spaceship or a gigantic dragon?
- Would you want a pet dragon or a pet dinosaur?
- Would you want to be a pilot or an astronaut?
- Would you want to live in outer space or underwater?