184 Fun Questions for Kids “Would You Rather”

Would you rather … questions for children are an easy and fun way to get kids thinking and talking.

It’s easy to have a conversation with kids by asking them the right questions. Ask them: Would you rather be a police officer or a doctor? Kids might say “doctor”. Further, you can ask them “Why?” or “What would change your mind?” This is the key to a meaningful conversation!

Below is a list of silly and funny questions that you can ask your children. These questions are great for conversation and entertaining kids while you wait in line at the bank or restaurant.

These creative and fun would you rather questions are sure to get rid of boredom! They are also a great way for kids to have fun and to pass the time.

• Would you rather always be able to tell when someone is lying or being able to lie to everyone?
• Would you rather be able to grow to the size of a building or shrink down?
• Would you rather be able to hear the thoughts of others (only when they are mad) or have to always eat the same food?
• Would you rather be able to talk to animals or know the history of everything you touch?
• Would you rather be covered in hair or be completely bald?
• Would you rather be five years older or five years younger?
• Would you rather be followed everywhere by someone playing the flute or be surprised daily by someone playing a tuba?
• Would you rather be the worst player on a team that wins every time or the best player on a team that always loses?
• Would you rather become a cat or a dog?
• Would you rather become a police officer or an ambulance driver?
• Would you rather bounce off of every surface you touch or never be able to jump again?
• Would you rather eat a bug or get stung by a bee?
• Would you rather fight a mermaid or a polar bear?
• Would you rather fight one horse-sized Chihuahua or a hundred Chihuahua-sized horses?
• Would you rather forget how to read or how to speak?
• Would you rather get a stomach bug in the middle of the first date or on your wedding?
• Would you rather have a pet dragon that doesn’t understand you or a pet zebra that always listens?
• Would you rather have a toaster for a head or a cactus for a spine?
• Would you rather have skin like sandpaper or skin like jelly?
• Would you rather have taste buds covering your hands or not taste food and drink again?
• Would you rather have to sing every time you talk or not be able to move without dancing?
• Would you rather have to skip or run everywhere you go?
• Would you rather have to update social media saying each time you sneeze or only be able to listen to your favourite song covered by the Wiggles?
• Would you rather know how to play an instrument or visit different countries?
• Would you rather learn a language or learn how to code?
• Would you rather live a hundred years in the past or in the future?
• Would you rather live in a world with no problems or become a millionaire?
• Would you rather make a beeping noise when you’re stressed or cry confetti when you’re sad?
• Would you rather only be able to eat food that began a B or an M?
• Would you rather only be able to sleep for three hours a night or have to run a marathon each week with shoes that are too tight?
• Would you rather only be able to walk on all fours or walk like a crab?
• Would you rather only eat your favorite food for the rest of your life or never eat that food again?
• Would you rather produce shocks when you went near technology or hear squelching noises when you’re trying to focus?
• Would you rather smash every plate you touch or every mirror you see?
• Would you rather spend an afternoon at the zoo or the aquarium?
• Would you rather take your mother’s favourite possession for £1000 or take a baby’s favourite toy (in front of your mother) for £10,000?

• If it meant you could save pizza from extinction, would you eat a cricket?
• Would you rather drink soda or juice?
• Would you rather eat a dozen donuts or an entire carton of ice cream?
• Would you rather eat cookie batter or brownie batter?
• Would you rather eat fast food or a home-cooked meal?
• Would you rather eat only hot foods or only cold foods ever again?
• Would you rather give up baked goods forever or give up ice cream forever?
• Would you rather give up salt forever, or sugar forever?
• Would you rather give up sugar for life or give up salt for life?
• Would you rather have a granola bar or a candy bar?
• Would you rather have cheddar popcorn or popcorn with movie theatre butter?
• Would you rather have Cheetos or Fritos?
• Would you rather have classic pretzels or honey braided twists?
• Would you rather have donuts or a sugary cereal?
• Would you rather have Triscuits or water crackers?
• Would you rather have veggie sticks or kale chips?
• Would you rather live in a world with no mac and cheese or a world with no pizza?
• Would you rather live in a world without sushi or a world without Pad Thai?
• Would you rather never eat pizza again or never eat burgers again?
• Would you rather never eat sweets again or never have to do chores?
• Would you rather put ketchup or mustard on a hot dog?

• Would you rather be a famous rapper or rock star?
• Would you rather be alone or in a group?
• Would you rather be good at drawing or singing?
• Would you rather be on a sports team or in drama club?
• Would you rather be on the football team or debate team?
• Would you rather be popular at school or on social media?
• Would you rather be rich or have a career you are passionate about?
• Would you rather build a snowman or a sandcastle?
• Would you rather burp or fart all of the time?
• Would you rather celebrate your birthday or your favorite holiday?
• Would you rather dance like a monkey or dance like a bear?
• Would you rather do chores or homework?
• Would you rather do extra homework or stay in school for another hour each day?
• Would you rather drink chocolate milk or hot chocolate?
• Would you rather drink milk or juice?
• Would you rather eat sweets or ice cream?
• Would you rather giggle every time you spoke or would you rather everyone you spoke to giggled in response to what you’ve said?
• Would you rather go to the zoo or circus?
• Would you rather have a body that is shaped like a candy cane or shaped like a lollipop?
• Would you rather have a pet dinosaur or a robot?
• Would you rather have a picnic in the forest or at a park?
• Would you rather have a plane or a submarine?
• Would you rather have a pony or a pet monkey?
• Would you rather have art class or music class?
• Would you rather have eyes all around your head or noses all around your head?
• Would you rather have four arms or four legs?
• Would you rather have nine-hour days at school or go to school year-round?
• Would you rather have one best friend or a large group of friends?
• Would you rather have rainbow-colored skin or a voice that sings every time you speak?
• Would you rather have rainbows or flowers shoot out of your eyes?
• Would you rather have to wear a clown nose or clown face paint for the rest of your life?
• Would you rather have webbed feet or webbed hands?
• Would you rather know all the languages in the world or be able to talk to animals?
• Would you rather know how to sing or cook?
• Would you rather lick a dirty trash can or moldy food?
• Would you rather live in a place where it’s winter or summer all the time?
• Would you rather live in a treehouse or a mansion?
• Would you rather never take another test again or never have homework?
• Would you rather play on a playground or a beach?
• Would you rather shop at the mall or a vintage store?
• Would you rather sing or play an instrument?
• Would you rather smell like rotten eggs or sour milk all the time?
• Would you rather sneeze or have the hiccups all the time?
• Would you rather travel or stay at home?
• Would you rather walk to school or ride the bus?
• Would you rather watch a scary or funny movie?
• Would you rather win a spelling bee or a football game?

• Would you have an Alien friend or a Superhero friend?
• Would you rather always have cold coffee or hot coffee?
• Would you rather be a dwarf or a giant?
• Would you rather be a farmer or an author?
• Would you rather be a French Musketeer or an English Knight?
• Would you rather be a Genie or the Wizard of Oz?
• Would you rather be a professional athlete or an actor in the movies?
• Would you rather be a singer or a dancer?
• Would you rather be a superhero or an astronaut?
• Would you rather be a vegetarian or a pescatarian?
• Would you rather be a villain or a superhero?
• Would you rather be able to fly like a bird or swim like a fish?
• Would you rather be able to meet your favorite book character or meet someone famous from history?
• Would you rather be able to read people’s minds or heal people’s bodies?
• Would you rather be able to slide down rainbows or jump on the clouds?
• Would you rather be able to speak every language on earth or communicate with aliens?
• Would you rather be able to touch the top of the sky or the deepest part of the ocean?
• Would you rather be able to understand what animals are saying or have the ability to be invisible?
• Would you rather be able to visit the stars or discover a treasure on earth?
• Would you rather be alone for 10 years or never be alone for 10 years?
• Would you rather be an alien covered in scales or in fur?
• Would you rather be as rich as Bill Gates or as smart as Albert Einstein?
• Would you rather be blind or castrated?
• Would you rather be chased by a bear or by a lion?
• Would you rather be Harry Potter or the Avatar?
• Would you rather be lost on a desert island or lost in the Amazon rainforest?
• Would you rather be on a famous TV show or on a national sports team?
• Would you rather be one-eyes or bald?
• Would you rather be rich and not loved or loved and not rich?
• Would you rather be Spiderman or Superman?
• Would you rather be stuck in an elevator or be stuck in air duct vent?
• Would you rather be trailed by a zombie or by a vampire?
• Would you rather be very smart or very athletic?
• Would you rather become a basketball star or a baseball star?
• Would you rather become a character in your favorite anime or become a millionaire in the real world?
• Would you rather become a ghost or a vampire?
• Would you rather become a wizard or an adventurer?
• Would you rather bring back Michael Jackson or Marilyn Monroe from the dead?
• Would you rather control the world for five years of your life or for five minutes every day of your life?
• Would you rather discover aliens from another planet or another intelligent form of life in our oceans?
• Would you rather get to read and write books all day or make and look at art all day?
• Would you rather get to visit different planets or meet another life form?
• Would you rather go on a camping vacation on the moon or a beach vacation on a newly discovered planet?
• Would you rather have a flying car or a spaceship?
• Would you rather have a horn or grow a tail?
• Would you rather have a koala or a panda bear for a pet?
• Would you rather have a pet dragon or a pet unicorn?
• Would you rather have a portrait drawing or a portrait photograph?
• Would you rather have a robot or a spaceship?
• Would you rather have a treehouse or a hideout under the ground?
• Would you rather have magic powers or wings?
• Would you rather have popcorn or pizzas during a movie?
• Would you rather have the ability to fly or teleport?
• Would you rather kill 100 convicted criminals or 1 innocent person?
• Would you rather know everyone’s death date or read people’s mind?
• Would you rather learn an alien language or teach your language to an alien?
• Would you rather learn to surf or learn to skate?
• Would you rather live in a jungle or in a zoo?
• Would you rather live in a science museum or an art museum?
• Would you rather live in the fictional world of Star Wars or Star Trek?
• Would you rather live spend the next 10 years of your life rich and sad or poor and happy?
• Would you rather make your dreams come true or make other people’s dreams come true?
• Would you rather meet a mermaid or an elf?
• Would you rather miss Christmas eve or Summer camp?
• Would you rather only speak 50 languages or only understand 50 languages?
• Would you rather read DC comics or Marvel Comics?
• Would you rather ride a roller coaster or a water slide?
• Would you rather ride a roller coaster or go skydiving?
• Would you rather save your family or your lover if both are diagnosed with a cancer?
• Would you rather see through walls or walk through walls?
• Would you rather start your life over again or have $10 billion dollars as a 40-year-old?
• Would you rather tame a dragon or a dinosaur?
• Would you rather travel in time or go on a space adventure?
• Would you rather visit Narnia or Middle Earth?
• Would you rather wear a sweatshirt or a jacket?
• Would you rather win a million dollars or be able to read people’s minds?
• Would you rather work for a company that makes movies or a company that makes toys?